sup lil dooders. i just wanted to have a place to put all the little gems that my little gems (a.k.a. 9th/10th grade students) do and say at school. i just got a real-life teacher job which is sweet although it makes me oh so tired at the end of the day. like think zombie-style tired. minus the brains. newayz. like so here is the first lil recorded incident: girl raises her hand and says,
"yo ms. carter can i go out in the hall for a second,"
me: "no dood. why would i let you do that." snicker ensues
girls friend: "but ms. carter, she's got to poot. . . "
me: stammer stammer.. . ."uh, well, whoa...okay man, go ahead. . . "
so the girl leaves and paces back and forth, fart noises are made, and i'm standing there like what in the world man, and so i say, "man, they didn't teach me how to deal with this in school." to which someone replies, "wait, you went to school for this." oh dang!
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