good times

this is a list of the things that kids shared today during good times.
1. my seventeen year old sister is pregnant with her second baby

2. i'm taking voice lessons from a transvestite since i've been since to p. diddy's label.

3. i went to d.c. this weekend and was part of a black panther rally because someone had put a picture of mlk's face on the butt of a democratic donkey. then, we smashed the donkey. then i sang at a club and now i'm signed to maverick records. (then later) and i came out to my mom and dad at my birthday party.

pick which one you think is true. decode this for the answer!
number one!