two conversations i had in the same day:
setting: at school
exposition: my kids were taking s.o.l.'s today so i was working towards working on a pile of essays i have to grade (translation: entering late grades, answering emails etc), but kids kept dropping by.
conversation 1:
i have had 2 students that have been dating for 2 years. the boy walks in and explains that he just got suspended from votec. for skipping saturday school. we small talk about ring dance (which just happened) and he says he and his gf just broke up. then he says, "i'm going to be a fazzzer." which i guess means a father. i was shocked and confused, then i find out the mom isn't his ex-gf. i said, "what does the mom think about all this?" and he says, "she's a grown woman." and i say, "does she live by herself?" and he says, "yes, but i'm only 16." then he proceeds to tell me his co-worker died, and his dad would put him out of the house if he knew and he keeps telling her she better hurry up and get an abortion before the baby gets to big. running into him later in the hall, i find out because he was wandering the hall so much, he's about to get suspended from regular school too. too much craziness to process.
conversation 2:
after proctoring and s.o.l., i told this girl she had a nice name. she opened up to me and said, "aw, i wanna tell you this story then. my aunt thought of it while she was taking a dump." me, stunned and stammering for a sec. "huh," i mustered.
same day. what the heck. how is the brain supposed to swivel around to deal with all these dick missions?
3 comments:
the funny thing is, is that this can happen any day, every day....ol' norview
whoa.
we obviously didnt get time to talk when you came home. we can process this later :-)
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