on a whim, i recently bought a light peach v -neck, summer sweater. what?! i said it was a whim. i bought it because i thought i was going to spain this summer. i had visions of tapas by the water and me throwing my head back and laughing and laughing with jenna and bryan in the friscalating dusk light, speaking spanish rapidly.
instead, today i was eating black bean soup with my parents at panera (which was fun but no european daydream). because we were seated in the very back behind a partition, i made a napkin bib. i'm just that classy. i was telling my mom about how these dreamy surfers helped the young life capurnum kids, as well as yl urban (our kids) learn to surf and how it was great, when all of a sudden i needed more soda pop. marching out confidently, i noticed a punk rock couple and smiled until i realized i looked like a big fat baby making messes. a quick u-turn undetected by all save one smirking dude, and i went out an got my soda.
which brings me to my retirement earning ingenious invention idea: a cracker ashtray for parties. think about it.
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