pretty pregnant

okay, so i've been absent from updating because i've been in a teacher haze (aka having so much work i have no free time and def. don't want to spend it on the computer cause that's where i've been the whole time). this being said, these amazing things were said to me.
1. "ms. carter are you committed?"
"to what?"
"i mean do you have a boyfriend?"
....ignoring silence while i help students. . . .
"well cause i work at the movie theater, and . . . free popcorn!"
2. "ms. carter, you'd look pretty pregnant. . . "-kid1
"thank you ?. . . "
"naw, she wouldn't be the same with kids." (kid2)
"how's that?" says me.
"happy," says kid 2.
now, let's look at my new giant dice!: