what i learned at school today

what i learned at school today:
why i love my job

if you're going to buy a mixtape you should:
1. go out huntersville
2. find the bootleg guy
3. ask him for the gucci mane movie two
4. ask him for two for 5$

if this fails, find the guy in brayon's neighborhood that is bald until the back of his head and then has dreds. he rides a bike. sometimes he's at the flea market. maybe by the trashcans out lafayette. regardless he has them, and he's legit. his wife's a nurse.

what i taught the children:
1. the hairstyle brayon's bootleg seller has is called a mudflap where i come from.
2. punk mixtapes are very different, are given to boos or friends, have specific track listings and are sometimes painted with glitter nail polish.

the irony: i've always wanted a for real legit mixtape and some guy tried to sell me cds out of a bag at walgreens and i said no and avoided eye contact. come on carter!