Thursday, February 11, 2010

snake eyes


today at school, this kid said:
kid: ms. carter, i think i saw you.
me: yea? where?
kid: at the strip mall . . . you know what strip mall? you were playing dice out back.
me: me?! really? i wish i did that! like throwing dice off the building?
kid: what? it wasn't you? i mean, it was some lady that looked just like you with red hair.
me: i wish . . .

then, minutes later he said:

"when you stand right there in that light, it looks like you don't have no eyes. like, they're totally white."
me: "enough! you people already told me i have snake eyes! i can't help it!"
class: "oh yeah, you do have snake eyes."
curtain.

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Anonymous said...

hahahaha.... poor Sarah.... :-)