old people jokes

today i was at the drug store getting some pillz for my allergies and the old lady in front of me had this great shirt with seagulls on it. i told her that i liked it, and she said everyone does. while i was trying to talk myself out of thinking that was an ungracious response, she turned around and said, "one time this lady said, 'what kind of birds are those.' and i said, 'seagulls.' and she said, 'how do you know their not he-gulls.'" i laughed.